solicitude

I wish to request all bugs in my house the following:
for your own sakes, stay away from the indoors.

You see, your sting and bites cause an allergic reaction to the girls and I must kill you. I demand you stay outside in the garden where you will enjoy a more fulfilling life away from my screaming and squishing of your arthropod bodies.

That said, I solemnly declare my respect for you and all living things but promise that I will have no moral concerns regarding the protection of my young ones.

Please keep out.